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Mario in Unreal

Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"

Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.

Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.

Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!

your father and I are getting a divorce
by iminhellplshelpahhh February 2, 2025
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Unreal Phantom

Unreal Phantom is the HIT YouTuber who records buses on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). He is well known for his TTC Bus Compilations and his Scarborough RT Videos.
Oh my gosh! Connor look its Unreal Phantom recording a ICTS vehicle!!
by FortniteGamer3002 November 12, 2023
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Unreal

Television series which premiered on Life time in 2015 and ran untii 2018. The series is based on a book by Sara gertrude shapiro that exposes the unctuous under belly of the reality TV genre.
Unreal is a salacious sendup of the reality TV genre.its rapier wit and incisive invective eviscerates the ersatz conundrum through the vehicle of a fictional reality show entitled" everlasting" which bears a strange resemblance to the"bachelor" series
by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021
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unreal phantom

Guy who originated from the hit battle royale game developed and published by Epic Games released in 2017 called "Fortnite: Battle Royale".
Oh my god Hank look its Unreal Phantom from the hit battle royale game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"
by FortniteGamer3002 June 14, 2022
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Unreal Kidz

We shall kick anybody's ass who messes with us. We are not a gang, tribe or group, or club, *clubs are gay*, we are brothers in arms, we resort to violence when necessary, we do not condone any popular people, no matter who, our brothers have to be broken or lost souls who are looking for people they relate to, Max amount of people are 59 people.
I joined the Unreal Kidz when I got picked on for my looks.
by Unreal Kidz December 18, 2018
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