Underwear growl

funny, clever term for the act of female flatulence.

I just overheard my 4-year old daughter explain to my 6-year old son that girls don't fart, they have underwear growls.

by lpyt2000 November 29, 2012

underwear fetish

When a male doesnt take their underwear off to jerk off because they like feeling something rub against their dick, a pantie fetish is the same but for women.

I have a underwear fetish

by Humanpersonwithnoname123 June 24, 2017

waif in his underwear

A literal translation of мальчик в трусиках, a Russian idiom meaning a helpless person. A reverse shibboleth used by one of Seymour Hersh's unnamed 'sources' to let the world know that Hersh was catfished / false-flagged by a Russian disinformation agent.

"Zelensky has no plan, except to hang on. It’s as if he’s an orphan - a poor waif in his underwear - and we have no real idea of what Zelensky and his crowd are thinking."

— TASS

by Russkyi mir July 28, 2023

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008

Underwearassment

Imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. Underwearassment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. More often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.

Jane felt a frightening sense of underwearassment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for Dan.

by Katy Lou July 1, 2007

underwear gravy

When a shart fills your shoes you have made a hearty batch of underwear gravy.

As we exited the train my stomach was clearly going to make underwear gravy.

by fartattack May 8, 2020