Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 3, 2013

UMS

Ultimate Munchies Sandwich. the one and only. we all have that one sandwhich made of anything we pretty much fancy when we're in that state of mind and that we dig into at the odd hours of the A.M. when we get home high with the munchies. this is the one.

x : oh man, I'm sooo high, and I'm starting to feel hungry too.
y : are you feeling some UMS?
x : Ultimate Munchies Sandwhich? Totally, let's do it.

by 529brunswick September 12, 2007

ume

Totally and utterly cool

I am ume riding on this girl

by mike simpson May 12, 2003

um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 23, 2007

um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

by lysol sammitch May 1, 2005

day-um

the word "Damn" spoken in proper southern dialect

Day-um child, don chou know better than ta gitch yo ass caught by the po-lece?

by grkdaisy February 9, 2003

Um-Ding

Hull word for a vile smell, when something absolutely reeks, bad smell

Adam walks into a room - "fuck me it um-dings in here"

by g-money-stax February 26, 2020