Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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this is another word used to describe a clothes hanger, something that can be used against your worst enemies! (ex. that one boy from your school with a subpar haircut and an offensive sense of humor).
hey guys, i just got my war crime utility weapon out of the closet! it can also be used to hold clothes.
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Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 17, 2010
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Hey Tony, check out that broad's utili-tits! Yeah Bob, her tits may be wicked dirty but she sure can carry a ton of rocks from that quarry!
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