suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast

Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.

by martin92683 February 23, 2015

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017

Double Rudder Udder

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.

by Mr. Dooseldorf May 26, 2018

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.

"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"

by Celendine February 14, 2023

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025