cross twisted

Being intoxicated by three concentrated substances at any given time. Most commonly Cannabis, Ethanol, and MDMA (ecstasy).

Efra took 27 shots and 4 hits of weed, but someone slipped 2 pills of ecstasy into his drink. He was cross twisted af.

by Hi it's v August 14, 2014

nepali twister

When your fuckin a girl and when she’s about to climax you give her a good titty twister.

I gave Linda the Nepali Twister last night.

by TheSliKestRik420 March 26, 2020

Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"

by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011

Twisted Fucker

A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.

That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.

by SassyGirl21 March 6, 2019

Ghost Twitterer

When a busy high profile public figure such as, let's say, Barack Obama gets a Twitter account, it's pretty much granted that he doesn't have the time to actually 'tweet' - therefore the situation calls for a GHOST TWITTERER (similar to a ghost writer), a person in that person's staff, who does the tweeting for him (her).

It's pretty obvious he has a ghost twitterer.

by lucie_in_the_sky December 28, 2009

Twisted Cunt

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)

I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.

by wronghandle October 24, 2009