Tweeb

A word that is a mix between Dweeb and Twerp. An insult used when trying to avoid cussing, but still wanting to make the other person feel like an idiot.

Shut the fuck up you stupid Tweeb!

by Leah G April 7, 2005

telebate

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008

Telebubbie

Dat teletubbie bubble butt.

“Hey man I have a strange urge to fuck some telebubbie.”
“Seriously? What’s wrong with you?”
“Everything”

by Doubletrouble89 February 4, 2018

telebrick

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

tweebly

insufficiently strong for the task; wimpy.

That chair's going to fall apart - those screws are way too tweebly.

by anotheru February 25, 2011

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

Tweeber

A hiar located on your gooch.

OH! I just plucked a tweeber.

by T-Fizz June 26, 2006