Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

Twatch

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

by LeTwatcher December 8, 2011

twatcunt

Description of someone who is both an idiot and an arsehole

Seitz is such a twatcunt !

by Lutz Grueten August 6, 2004

Twitict

some who is addicted to twitter
Twitter+Addict=Twitict

Matt: so waht have you done all day?
Patty: Look at famous peoples Twitters
Matt: YOUR SUCH A TWITICT!

by thatkid182 March 25, 2009

twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

twating

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

by bugster July 21, 2003