turksmeister

A Forum Funny, and all round nice guy...(I think!)

Here's looking at you Turksmeister

by Gen. Motors July 16, 2003

Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009

Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

Turdsense

When your turd knows you are close to the toilet and can barely contain itself.

As he was undoing his gun belt he became overwhelmed by turdsense.

by Pete's ass stinks! September 19, 2015

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

A quote said by Richter Abend in Tales of Symphonia 2. Usually said on game forums many times over and over again to piss off people.

Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 2:Shut the fuck up!

by w8baby December 17, 2008

Angry Turds

The act of playing the popular game Angry Birds while taking a shit. This phenomena occurs because this game is so addicting that it takes precedence over other activities and causes the person playing to play while doing other tasks, such as eating, shitting, or watching tv.

Bryan: Do you hear that? Sounds like birds coming from the bathroom.
Tom: Oh, it must be Alex playing angry turds again.

by Kingthedestroyer February 21, 2011

turpsicary

acting like a complete pillock

stop all of this turpsicary now or else

by JOE096 September 12, 2011