by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the Turtlemug. A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.
"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"
"Yea, that's Turtle"
by GioMoose April 1, 2009
Get the Turtlemug. E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!
by nick November 26, 2003
Get the Turtlemug. One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.
by William Reyenoso April 20, 2004
Get the Turtlemug. calling an innocent girl a pinstripe then not telling her what it means and getting mad when she calss him turtle
by diljessika. March 6, 2010
Get the Turtlemug. A form of cuddling in which one person lays flat on his/her stomach and their cuddle buddy straddles his/her back like a turtle shell.
by tinkerbish August 22, 2014
Get the Turtlemug.