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Team Turntables

The best Twitter group made by the best Twitter friend, RqinbowDerp!
Team Turntables is the best, keep it growing Derp!
by Red Strike November 16, 2020
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How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021
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Turntability

Being able to turn up. Having the ability to turn up.
Ye boii, Amy's party finna be LIT.

Yeah, turntability.
by Turtapintheback December 12, 2016
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Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".
Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.
by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021
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Trunkable

A smoking hot chick that is SO incredibly irresistible to the eyes that you would like to just throw her in the trunk of your car and take her home.........
Man, look at that gorgeous hot chick!!! Boy is she trunkable!!!
by Nojunkinthattrunk June 30, 2011
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Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.
Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.
by DrBrodan January 17, 2011
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turntabling

Turntabing (verb), turntable (noun), turntabling is the act of rubbing ones own clit with the fingertips, similar to how one might DJ a turntable.
I heard that Bec is turntabling right now in her bedroom.
by Necropsy January 22, 2016
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