To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
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Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
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Get the tug your slug mug.When your about to get in shit with a male boss or male customer, so when you walk towards them you tug at the bottom of your shirt to show cleavage and get out of trouble with an amazing rack!
I got called into my bosses office for forgetting to send a package, so I did a quick tug and talk to get out of it.
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Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
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