tubby dunking

When fat people go naked swimming after dark. Much like skinny dippin' up on a larger scale.

Hey, baby you wanna go tubby dunking, with a real man?

by Mick Riller June 30, 2020

Tubby Custard

A pink diarrhea like substance that is ate by the teletubbies along with tubby toast.

Po make me some tubby custard before I pimp slap your hoe ass.

by TheMinor_69er May 22, 2009

Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013

Tubby Gay

Referring to a fat person being homosexual.

"Yo, is Steven gay?" - Jake
"No, he's Tubby Gay" - Terence

by thatonemonkey April 6, 2020

Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips

Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

tubby tustard

the white squirty stuff that the teletubbies make at teh end of their show.

po will make the tubby tustard while the noo noo cleans up the mess

by christie yellow February 25, 2008

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003