absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

thong

A permanent wedgie that you will never get rid of

I can't seem to get this wedgie out...oh wait that's my thong.

by thonglover123 December 16, 2011

Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Trongian Math

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.

In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2

by TringTrang March 16, 2017

tongue punch the fart box

Oral stimulation of the anus.

She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

by H&D productions May 14, 2014

Tongue Sleeve

A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.

Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.

by Som ting Wong June 1, 2018

Tongue Pop

dick in your mouth

*tongue pop* middle of argument

by hiel March 28, 2019