Foot Traffic

When there are so many people on the sidewalk, that you physically unable to walk at a normal pace. Foot traffic is common during rush hours on the way to work or school. Foot traffic can often make short journeys take a long time to travel.

"He was late to math class today because he was stuck in foot traffic"

"Yo! Sorry I couldn't see Catherine today, I was stuck in a foot traffic jam at Toynbee Trail"

by fuckshan May 25, 2019

human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010

traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

traffic buddies

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.

No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.

by branden January 5, 2006

Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

Traffickity

Used to describe times when there is an excessive amount of traffic

I'm not going anywhere right now. It's too traffickity

by boricuan April 11, 2010