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Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.

While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.

by opportunisticredditor November 24, 2010

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Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

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Garbage Can Trashed

To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.

Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.

Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.

Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.

She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.

by NastyNally April 27, 2011

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