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Food Transplant

After getting a stomach or intestines transplant, you have a feeling you have to poo.

You go to the toilet and poop out another person's poop.
I must have gotten a food transplant, because I had to use the restroom after eating nothing for the past 48 hours.
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Wisconsin Transplant

When you go to San Francisco for Thanksgiving to take a crap on the Golden Gate Bridge.
"Just wait till Thanksgiving, I'm gonna give that bridge the old 'Wisconsin Transplant'".
by **Dynamite!** October 14, 2009
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testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010
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Fecal Transplant

Fecal transplantation (or bacteriotherapy) is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent C. difficile colitis.
Your doctor would say this to you if you needed this treatment.
Doctor: You need a Fecal Transplant.
Patient: Man, alright, i guess if the doctor says so.
by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018
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Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
by flashwildecard May 8, 2011
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east coast transplant

A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast.
That blue-eyed redhead east coast transplant girl turned me down man!
by Adnan Rocks March 30, 2009
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TURD TRANSPLANT

(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT
Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.
by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017
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