Management Trainee

A taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the poop shoot from bitchy customers who can't fathem paying for a rental car.

I have a degree in animal biology. Yet, I'm a Management Trainee. Spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.

by eracer March 27, 2009

Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005

Train Kept a Rollin

1)The BEst song ever! A complete OMFG YOU HAVE TO COVER THIS song. Aerosmith, the Yardbirds, Metallica, and GNR have covered this song. It was written by a trio of people. Anyone can cover it.

2) A song with a beginner's riff, completely awesome for soloing on

Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
and a heave,
and a Ho,

Well I'm just gonna tell her so!

by Banhammerer January 3, 2010

Secret Nazi Treasure Train

A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.

Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!

fetish leather secret Nazi treasure train

by listopencil October 11, 2015

Slippery Steam Train

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.

Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

by peronasunlight July 15, 2016

thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.

Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.

by RedJ February 27, 2015