swansea tourist

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

by Illegal Allan June 6, 2011

emotional tourist

A person who enjoys another persons experiences to fill the emptiness they feel inside. It is similar to a sadist but without causing someone pain.

Im helping my friend with his emotional detachment from his family, it was my idea to visit them and remove that awkward detachment. Its what a emotional tourist dues.

by Alphanse December 2, 2013

Dick Tourist

Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.

I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.

Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.

by JimBrewSki July 11, 2011

Graphics tourist

A graphics tourist prioritizes the graphics in a game higher than the gameplay and story of the game.

Dude! You're sucha graphics tourist for loving Far Cry 2!

by Fooshi July 22, 2010

Interpersonal Tourist

A person who engages in numerous casual relationships without the benefit of clergy.

Man that girls gets around she must be an interpersonal tourist.

by Michael Wiens March 30, 2008

paradigm tourist

One who visits and tries on for size various philosophical perspectives, concepts, and theories. A philosopher who experiences other views. The original Paradigm Tourist is from Houston Texas.

The Paradigm Tourist was in a Derridian phase this year. After visiting Derrida, she may make a return visit to Plato or move toward Merleau-Ponty and Husserl.

by paradigmtourist May 30, 2006