touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 30, 2007