Big Toed Bitch

A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.

This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.

Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.

Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.

by Jdog6969 March 4, 2011

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

tos juii knea

It mean in English is "I love you so much"

Gech : B tos juii knea
Reak : tos tos (let's Go)

by juiikneajearglaor November 30, 2022

twinkle toed faggot

a gay person who prances around dressed up like a chick, and wanting to drop to their knees and suck a huge cock off.

"look at that twinkle toed faggot prance"

by babysatan666 April 25, 2007

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009