An erect penis.
by Jarhead8120 May 8, 2017
Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.
"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."
by section83b September 8, 2006
by Vincent_Vega April 9, 2006
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A type of blowjob. Consists of sucking the phallus in an up and down motion of the head while simultaneously (with both hands) stroking, in a twisting pattern, up and down the shaft as well.
by MNYA MNYA MNYA December 12, 2009
When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.
Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.
by rplusplus November 30, 2006