Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
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A beautiful male frog, who has a very straight-forward sense of humor. A Todpale is extremely successful, and never takes shit from nobody. He has a lot of hidden trauma, which leaves him with a bad mental state. He only really has 2 real friends, and once he becomes your friend, he'll be your ride or die forever. If you have a Todpale, never let him go or take him for granted, he may seem weird and rude at first, but in the end, he'll always be there for you as the light of your life.
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