(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008
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*after being surprised by another player walking round a corner*
PLayer 1: "STAB HIM STAB HIM WANKER AAAAAGGHHH"
Player 2: "Xbox tourettes!"
PLayer 1: "STAB HIM STAB HIM WANKER AAAAAGGHHH"
Player 2: "Xbox tourettes!"
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Person 1: Im bout to cum! Ride me in U Crack nasty Son of a bitch!
Person 2: Keep talking.... I like that sexual tourettes!
Person 2: Keep talking.... I like that sexual tourettes!
by Dedi November 25, 2007
Get the sexual tourettes mug.Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.
by texassocialite August 18, 2009
Get the twitter tourettes mug.A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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Kay: Watched 'The A Team' last night.. was a good film to be fair.
Jade: "And theyyy sayyy, she's in the class aaaaa teammm.. stuck in her dayyyydreamm" shizzle, there goes my lyrical tourettes again!
Aunty Det: Oooh, I'd love a pair of those furry Ugg boots!
Nico: "Apple bottom jeanssss.. bootsss with tha furrrrrr! And the whole club was lookin at herrrrrr" damn you, lyrical tourettes!
Jade: "And theyyy sayyy, she's in the class aaaaa teammm.. stuck in her dayyyydreamm" shizzle, there goes my lyrical tourettes again!
Aunty Det: Oooh, I'd love a pair of those furry Ugg boots!
Nico: "Apple bottom jeanssss.. bootsss with tha furrrrrr! And the whole club was lookin at herrrrrr" damn you, lyrical tourettes!
by lady_docca October 3, 2011
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Gucci Tourettes can, and will, occur in any forum; also, a 1-1 ratio exists for how public the location is and, subsequently, how embarrassed you become.
by Mr. Chi City February 9, 2010
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