OptionAl

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.

Failure is not an OptionAl.

by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021

Noptional

Not an option

"On the matter or taking a voluntary pay cut, we collectively believe that is absolutely noptional."

by kokujin0125 September 19, 2023

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Stoptional

what most people think about stop signs and stop lights. Approaching a stop sign and rolling without barely stopping or not at all continuing through the intersection as if no one is looking; as if it’s a right to choose with to stop or simply continue through without consequence.

The stop sign in front of my house is Stoptional; might as well have no sign there at all.

by Sambiase September 22, 2025

horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

create optionality

To cheat in a committed relationship

For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.

I’m sorry to string you along and create optionality in our relationship.

by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020