toposting

Pronunciation: toe-post-ing
Verb.

For use on forums.

For someone to be toposting it means that they write epically long posts not answering the topic at hand, but subliminally assuring some sort of higher knowledge than the rest of the members.

The fact is that the subject of, "racism" is both simple and complex. I even had to put the word into quotes since the root of the problem is that nobody can seem to quite agree on what the word even means and, when they do come up with a conceptualized notion of it, their thinking is so, knee-jerk and shallow that the notion of serious consideration of the subject is overshadowed by the hysteria
But, just because you need ways to differentiate between people and things doesn't mean you have to raise the labling to a level of mindless hysteria.

-Dude, WTF? We asked what the borderline between racism and stereotyping is! Stop Toposting damn it!

by CTV June 25, 2008

TopStocks

A name given to a person of extreme intelligence.

The word originated due to the high level of intelligence shown at Australia's biggest and best Stock Forum - TopStocks.

Yes, he's every clever, some say he's as smart as TopStocks.

by TopStocks January 21, 2010

Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

by e a r l y March 15, 2008

Topete

Tends to be very often a family of bald headed people usually adopted/adapted from the dads side. Males usually are 99% bald except for some peach and skim hair. Very hairy otherwise

This person is such a Topete

This person is alright,he's a Topete

Mexican:origin
Very beaner,he's a Topete.

by Theodicy June 1, 2016

Toesteh

One of the greatest youtube trolls of all time. He trolls trolls mostly. He makes 11 year old girls cry and has been blocked by many fgts.

Troll: hey ur gay!!
Toesteh: And you're a newfag.
Troll: *blocks*
Toesteh: lulz xddd

by MarinFuckingKarin October 6, 2010

topstocks

Chat room for cross dressers, doomsday cultists and submissives who believe the $US will be replaced by the yuan and the rupee and that Chindia will somehow magically develop their own technologies.

I think I will crawl Topstocks looking for a sub to whip.

by hayfarkers November 8, 2009

Toppest

When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.

1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020