Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
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by Dr Distress August 6, 2021
Get the Orange On A Toothpick mug.Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
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Get the toothpick guy mug.Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
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