Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020

plastic cat toliet

An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".

Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.

Craig, it's time to clean out the plastic cat toliet; it's getting awfully full!!!

by Telephony December 27, 2011

Banjo-Tooie

Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.

Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.

by Arkatos July 3, 2004

jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.

Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.

by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Strokin' it, whackin' it, and all around jackin' it while unknowingly leaving your webcam on during a meeting.

Jeff thought the camera was off during the daily conference call, but little did he know that he was toobin it. Jeff no longer has to join the daily conference call.

by z-ozzz October 19, 2020

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

by Telephony November 1, 2015

Louis Tomlinson

28-year-old singer, lyricist and the most humble person to ever walk on Earth. Born in Doncaster, Louis auditioned for the X factor and was later put in One Direction. After splitting up, the boys went in different directions. Louis wanted to find his own sound after releasing bangers like Back to you, Miss You, Just like You and Just hold on which is why it took him so long to release his debut album (Walls, out 31st Jan 2020) Tomlinson is the most beautiful person you'll ever find inside and outside. He treats his fans like they're his everything (which is mutual) and won't take shit if you trash him. His strong persona inspires many people and he has saved many lives by just existing. He goes on tour March 2020! Be sure to buy the tickets!

A: "Walls is a banger oh my god"

B: "That's Louis Tomlinson for you!"

by sunflower,vol.6 March 1, 2020