Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 6, 2004

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

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Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.

1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."

by Jules456 February 4, 2010

Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.

Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again

by Notatumah! August 18, 2013

tootan

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4 peg ke baad joint fookke badiyaa tootan ho gayi

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I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bangin' Toonage

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.

1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.

by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005