The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede March 5, 2014

king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025

Tomb Raider 2013 Multiplayer

A game that is a cod lobby but people there can hardly speak English.

As of 2024, Tomb Raider 2013 Multiplayer is dead, which should've been years ago. It was pretty fun, but all good things must come to an end.

by green909 May 11, 2024

Tombe

A word originating from Chinese meaning cigarettes. This word was co-opted as code for Juul or any nicotine product.

yo, can I see the Tombe

by stone vibe December 19, 2019

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010