taintention

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

taint

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

by Jason Witt August 10, 2007

taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

by GAActor June 7, 2010

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Taintalizing

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.

"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"

by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011