toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

tomeezy

Sickest Rapper every! He's underground and the best he believes in Arab Cash Money.

Tomeezy owns a gas station. hence he was arab money

by Jonathan Tom November 26, 2010

toweedling

being under the influence of weed while taboggining, also known as tablazing.

dude, let's get high and go toweedling!

by Becca xox January 2, 2006

tofep

A variation & mashup of "to fap".

Also the name of someone banned on a certain IRC channel.

tofep: i cen sepll betetr athn you.
You: You are spelling it wrong...
tofep: NO I ISNT

by Polyanon January 27, 2011

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018