toejam

that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam

tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

toejam

The edible substance found in between female toes.

Gemma had been on her feet all day wearing socks and sneakers, she took off her socks and in between her toes was toejam, she asked me to eat it, as i did i came in my pants.

by gemma's foot slave March 4, 2005

toejam

aka "toe cheese"

by skank January 12, 2003

toejam

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

toejamm

The act of inserting your toe into a females vagina in place of your penis

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION you dont want herpes om your toes :D

John: dude I heard you hooked up with Molly last night

Tyler: yeah dude I totally toejammed the shit out of her

John: high five dude :D

Tyler: veryyyynice :D:DD:D:D:D :O

by jbtm August 7, 2009