How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king

There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”

by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019

Today

The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.

Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.

by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017

Tokasa

Tokasa is a name that originates from the islands of Fiji. If you ever meet someone called Tokasa, treasure your friendship with them. Always fun to talk to, full of interesting ideas, outgoing, brave and they will always support you no matter what!

person 1: "hey what's your name?"

person 2: "hi, i'm tokasa"

person 1: :O :D

by rp1535 December 16, 2011

Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.

by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009

Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.

Today is a great day.

by A-person_yay May 9, 2014