Tom

Tom's are the most funniest, and awesome people you can be around. a Tom usually has a likeness to Julia's, Partying, sports, and video games.

(Guy 1): WHO IS THAT GUY????
(Guy 2): Oh that's just Tom. All of the girls hang around him for some reason.
(Guy 1): I wish I was him.

by Neath January 8, 2015

Tom

The only person guys should grow up to be.

I love that man, oh Tom be mine.

by Rule34Tracer March 10, 2017

Tom

Tom is a boy who is posh . He says gosh and is smart but is a piece of poo 💩 because a nature boy who does the global warming stuff and inside they truly are just bold green

“He’s a Tom” yelled by UK Roadman

by GrillUp October 12, 2020

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no tom's here"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

He’s this boy that mother is a bowling ball.... he’s hot.... and his father is a pineapple....... he likes blue... hates another hot boy named Tord.... and... 😳

random fuck: TOM IS HOT
Random fuck 2: y e s

by Denki and shinsou are dating August 30, 2021

tom

A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!

Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.

by LeDuh November 5, 2006

Tom

Tom seems perfect in every way... but he's a player. He'll pretend to love you like crazy when he's bored with nothing else to do, but when he finds someone else to talk to, you'll be ignored. If you call him on it he'll make up an excuse, but by the 5th time he uses an excuse you know he really is just a player. If you already fell for Tom and he does this, then you're screwed- you'll still love him anyway!

girl: that guy was great last night, but now he's totally blowing me off!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!

by What-a-faggot June 22, 2014