Weaving Spiders

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016
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Tumble Weave

Noun. A chunk of weave found laying on the ground, possibly torn out during a fight or perhaps just pulled out and left by a lazy bag. Synthetic (sometimes real) ball of human hair.
"Beware the rolling tumble weaves."
by SuperDuckyWho June 3, 2013
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Weave

Something people use when they don’t have alotta hair
by Please call June 16, 2018
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candy weave

candy colored hair extentions
"umm dam her candy weave make that bitch look fine as hell!"
by hotmesss January 4, 2008
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bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.
Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.
by C Wiggles January 29, 2009
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weave snatched

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook
Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched
by sister shooketh December 30, 2018
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Sucka Weave

A person who purposely tries to make someone a sucker by weaving them into their web of lies.
Joe really sucka weaved the government when he removed the toilets from his mansion to get a tax break!
by LBWW March 30, 2021
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