Jew

1. A religion that believes Jesus, their Savior, has not come yet to take away their sins and die for them.

2. A mean name you call someone when you are mad and cannot swear: most likely meaning stubborn, ignorant, annoying, evil, stupid, and so on.

1. The Jews are waiting for Jesus to come.

2. That stupid Jew keeps stalking me and annoying me!

by thedocinatortatorskator March 28, 2011

Jew

A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh! Look a Jew :D

by gir is great May 06, 2011

Jew Jew

Bad Karma what someone has by being a stupid drama causing person. The energy of a negative person, or pest.

I am so sick of Jessica's bad jew jew, she ruins my night.

by aBekkcitygal May 06, 2010

jew

1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.

1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.

by PvtChurch May 13, 2005

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

by Hebrew Hunk April 28, 2007

jew

verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them

1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents

by Hot dog Bunning May 12, 2005

jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

by ........................ September 14, 2005