Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

titties

The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!

by Mao Tse Fong August 19, 2004

Anime Titties

The only good outcome from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Weeb: "Hey do u like anime titties"
Every Normie: "No ur Nami Gay"
Weeb: *Fucking Dies*

by TheRedChemical May 18, 2018

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Tittery

Adj. Fooling around in the most immature and ridiculous of ways.

Prolonged sexual foreplay, often deemed annoying, with brazen disregard to intercourse.

1. You boys, down there! What is all this tittery?

2. We would have completed the project if it weren’t for this tittery!

3. I took him back home last night for some action, but, sadly, it was a long night of tittery.

by DeMarte & Dodge October 12, 2010

Titterbox

An unnecessary action of extreme boredom; often referred to as "playing titterbox", as if it were a sport, or game.

Titterbox is also the act of using your time unwisely, or to pass the time by doing nothing; fooling around.

Mr. Silva exclaims that we, "sit around and play titterbox in the back of the classroom."

by MBL Squad/The Coop April 9, 2011