An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.
by absurdantihero November 12, 2015
Get the Tito's Tacos mug.Awesome dude who should be always respected. Super cool dude does not smell like shit. Theres never a pungent smell coming form his legs. He is cool all the girls want him, but he doenst want any hoes. ONly the pure mudabitch
by sandyballs97 June 21, 2010
Get the tito mug.Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008
Get the Titmouse mug.People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.
Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.
Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.
Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!
Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.
Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!
by doubleHelix August 22, 2010
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Get the Titbull mug.1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.
2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.
Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.
Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
by Robert Eely July 26, 2010
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A maneuver used by an individual in order to bail on their friends. "bravaso! I'll be there" confirms the plans with friends, only to later be ignored. In order to hang out with his girlfriend, someone "pulls a tito" by giving some lame excuse to friends. Such individual often spends enormous amounts of time with his girlfriend already, and seldom sees his friends. The girlfriend is often overbearing and annoying.
A maneuver used by an individual in order to bail on their friends. "bravaso! I'll be there" confirms the plans with friends, only to later be ignored. In order to hang out with his girlfriend, someone "pulls a tito" by giving some lame excuse to friends. Such individual often spends enormous amounts of time with his girlfriend already, and seldom sees his friends. The girlfriend is often overbearing and annoying.
"Is la rata coming tonight? he said he would, but he's probably gonna pull a tito again"
I think i'm getting a cold.
I have to work early.
She's been sick all week, I need to tend to her.
I fell asleep after we talked.
I can only hang out with you when she's busy.
Hey you wanna come play soccer? no, I'm not gonna go, but go by yourself anyway.
I think i'm getting a cold.
I have to work early.
She's been sick all week, I need to tend to her.
I fell asleep after we talked.
I can only hang out with you when she's busy.
Hey you wanna come play soccer? no, I'm not gonna go, but go by yourself anyway.
by willy_sabor May 24, 2009
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