Tissue Whore

Person with severe rhinitis

That dam tissue whore used up all my kleenex.

by kleenex dude October 10, 2010

tissue rock

Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.

emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."

Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."

by Chips January 9, 2007

Tissue swipe

The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.

I just Tissue swiped your moms pussy last night.Oh by the way check under your bed.

by Fletcher tagell January 6, 2011

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

by galcoolest February 28, 2005

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011

tissue bunnies

Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.

"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."

by TheGoddessCher May 24, 2015

tissue berries

Balls of tissue tangled on ass hole hair

She has tissue berries on her ass hole

by buzzzkill March 26, 2016