Timphoes

a name for a kid who sucks at video games and typically blows at life. This person is usually the slowest snowboarder on the slopes.

Wow, you blow timphoes at call of duty.

by the ra1n maker February 24, 2011

timpacruise

a timpacruise is when a man is being respectful to tall females. Often usen in Finland

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are such a timpacruise

Bob Marley - Thanks!

by Swedishguy12 March 18, 2022

Timpanaro Hard

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!

Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!

by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Timposter

That one semi-ginger person everyone thinks is sus.

Timposter is acting sussy today. I wonder what he's thinking about

by Sussy timposter baka December 13, 2021

timpearced

A term used when someone disses your rep in front of your homies

Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.

by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Timpani

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

by 6DADADA May 31, 2009