Thunk

To think of something and make it stupid.

"Aidan thunked about Shrek."

by BJgamer07 December 9, 2019

Thunk

The past tense of think, but used when it is a dumb thought

I thunk that pizza was supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife

by Bean man777 May 20, 2020

Thunk

To get brutally beat in the head. Get fucking BASHED on top of the head. Only on top

I’m going to thunk that nigga with my mothers vibrator.

by bbbraydennnn June 29, 2020

Thunk

When you think and thought of something at the same time

“So hows the wife”

“ I thunk she’s ok thanks”

by Cumsticle man October 28, 2023

Thunk

to have thought of somthing

you stole my idea i thunk it

by niggadick420 December 9, 2022

pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie

A polar bear escaping a circular in closure with blocks of ice, in summer.

Person 1 "I have a riddle for you. A polar bear is in a circular zoo enclosure he escaped in the middle of summer. How?"

person 2 " easy, pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie!"

Person 1 " ... Why am I friends with you? "

by ThePolarBearInQuestion August 7, 2023

thunk

to flick someone on their forehead.

i will thunk you.

by 💖🎀cookiecat💖🎀 September 15, 2023