In a skib, I'll be there in a jib

In a skib, I'll be there in a jib is an expression that can be used when someone is in a "jib." It is mainly used by the youth to describe a dire situation, the "skib" and the use of "jib" is to convey that the other party will be there quickly.

1 - OH NO, SKIBIDI IS COMING
2 -DON'T WORRY, IN A SKIB, I'LL BE THERE IN A JIB!

by anonymous February 9, 2024

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just putting that out there

"Just mentioning it in case anyone might want to know"

-it is usually said after someone says something that did not go down well with the listener/s

In all likelihood, Barney the dinosaur is a massive paedo. Just putting that out there.

by Superted384 November 28, 2013

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

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jizz tree

A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.

Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.

by Watsonia February 21, 2014

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There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

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