Threesome

A group of three (mmm, fff,ffm,mmf)
Having sex altogether better preformed with one man two women

Mia and brent had been dating for a few months and wanted to spice it up a bit. One night after giving up on ideas on how to spice it up the doorbell rang. Both went to the door and saw before them a tall brunette. Mia was blonde with medium sized boobs but the women at the door had huge tits. She was holding pamphlets with a dentist office on it. " hello my name is blair and im a hygenist at the denist on 4th street" after standing their awkwardly mia invited her in. Mia and brent looked at eachother and knew what to do. A THREESOME! Blair looked at them and knew what they were going to say before they could say anything she un tied her coat to reveal a sexy red dress so tighter her brests were fully exposed. He escorted the ladies to the spare room where their was a large bed. He pinned both girls down and didnt know who to start with so he removed both girls thongs with his teeth. Before he could even stand up mia and blair were making out and fisting eachother. Brent felt left out so he pushed them off eachother and placed his now hard rod into blairs ass while the girls made out. They switched positions and mia was blowing him he had his fist in blair and was nibbling and sucking her huge jugs. After many hours of this they made a 69 train where everyone was equals and got pleasure

What a threesome

by No_lg_here December 8, 2014

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004

Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

Kentucky Threesome

Having sex with your pregnant wife.

Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"

by EtownGunt May 2, 2011

Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.

I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy

by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

by liversounds July 14, 2014