by Hajnuminimur February 05, 2018
The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?
by UltimateDoge August 26, 2022
Police: "Yoshi, you get a 5 year jail time for commiting tax fraud."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."
by WickerBird June 11, 2020
“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles
Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.
April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.
April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.
by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019
The act of charging someone at the door of the nightclub or stripclub to get in because they are either: breaking dress code, skipping the line, or underage. Also known as "Paying The Toll"
by GoliathIsLove September 17, 2010
I taxed that ass
by Brian Williams August 05, 2002