When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
by mitch1 May 10, 2008
Get the surprise portalmug. When a person loves Valve's two games Portal and Portal 2 so much that they can't stop playing it, thinking about it, or searching for more Portal-related content. One suffering from portal addiction can either be addicted to the gameplay itself, or even the storyline and characters. Sometimes, said persons will turn to fan fiction, unofficial mods, or portal-related websites for continuation of the Portal series storyline.
All Jimmy does is play Portal 2 and read fanfic about Aperture Science; I think he's suffering from Portal addiction.
by defaultdragon120 July 18, 2014
Get the Portal addictionmug. A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
Get the Colonal Portalmug. i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!
by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009
Get the Ear Portalmug. An Asian YouTuber who makes analysis videos on games. He's part of the beta male group called Beta Bit.
by maxxxz December 27, 2018
Get the Chris Portalmug. by pastastraw January 27, 2022
Get the portal 2mug. by Midpaqqqqq May 31, 2020
Get the Jesus portalmug.