The best judge ever featured on TV.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:
You know what you are? You're a NERD.
Shut up, NERD!
It's because I'm smart.
It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
You know what you are? You're a NERD.
Shut up, NERD!
It's because I'm smart.
It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.
When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.
After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.
After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010
by webhead January 19, 2007
A sexual maneuver whereby one pulls out before climaxing, then blows his load on the female's face, then slaps her in the forehead with his manjunk and proclaims, "justice is served bitch"
by DUmch014 May 1, 2009
Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...
by Jessyboy212 March 10, 2014
A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.
Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.
Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.
Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.
Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.
by ponil January 31, 2022
a judge who put people to jail because they watch horny stuff. The horny police take them and stuff.
horny judge: I send you 10 years of hard labor in that jail that has no females or something
horny guy: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
horny guy: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by unknown_master20 February 8, 2021