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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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Goochskin finder

one who searches peoples gooches for sexual pleasure.
Look at that guy hes such a goochskin finder.
by jurjdksjdklfjf November 18, 2010
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Bit Finders

"There's a raft coming down the River, grab the Bit Finders and check it out"
by Drunk_ass July 13, 2009
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water finders

Emma duggan's got some saggy ass water finders
by Nickkyy July 5, 2017
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
mugGet the adult friend findermug.

fridge finder

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead
by monkeyrainbowsareprettykiller September 24, 2010
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