Dist finder

Well, we must first find out what a dist is. A dist is something of a females body part, like the clitoris, or clit. This word, however, can be used to describe a males body part, like their dick. Now on to a dist finder. When a man (or woman) looks for the parters dist. Also used as an insult, aimed toward a person, mostly someone "most likely to suck eggs" in highschool.
Girl: Dude, you are such a dist finder.

Guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.

Example 2:
Man 1: Dude, that man is such a dist finder. He will never get laid.

Man 2: Yeah. Hehe.
by Paldiu January 09, 2011
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fridge finder

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead
by monkeyrainbowsareprettykiller September 23, 2010
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Hero finder

Someone who tries to tell the public who to worship via the media or internet.
The hero finder thinks he/she knows what's in everyone's best interest, and found just the guy/girl for the public to start worshipping. Yesterday it was the kid who tackled the gunman, today it's an athlete, tomorrow its somebody's teacher, the next day it's another person most people are not impressed by.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 27, 2013
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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meme finder

Meme Finder - A free job that can be commited by anyone, also my channel lololol
Hey johnny, what’s the time?
I dunno man, can’t you see i’m busy being a Meme Finder?
by Meme Finder December 06, 2019
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Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 03, 2014
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