put it on the clock

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

by Catmac821 January 24, 2016

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Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 7, 2011

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put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008

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Beat the clock is a great, although difficult game to play. When fucking a girl from behind, you pull out a knife and stab the girl. You then have to fuck her hard enough to "beat the clock" and cum before she dies.

I was playing beat the clock with some whore last night but she died before I could nut. Now I've got mad blue balls.

by Lil Tigger July 1, 2005

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punch the clock

Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than sex because it's on your time" therefore "Punching The Clock".

Stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.

by Not Stephen Colbert October 8, 2007

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