Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it

Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"

by iamllama89 June 8, 2009

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Last shot in the bag

When parents have an "accidental" child many years (10+) after their last child was born. This is called the last shot in the bag.

Mike was 15 years younger than his nearest sibling. He was his dad's last shot in the bag.

by Croakmont January 7, 2015

Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

let the cat out of the bag

(v.) To accidentaly expose secret information one was privy to, forfeiting the entire "game".

Who let the cat out of the bag to that bitch I was using her for business connections?

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

hit the bag

do cocaine

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober

by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020